The New York International Auto Show is a place where manufactures display some of their new wares, and serious auto-journalists report on said new wares. I am not a serious auto-journalist so here's my take presented as a series of superlatives.

Best Car For Taking A Nap

2014 Mercedes-Benz S550

Best Trunk For Taking A Nap

The Trunk Of The 2014 Mercedes-Benz S550

Most Heretical Car

This Brabus Tailor Made Smart Gulf-livery Abomination

Most Graceful Exit

Michael Ballaban Exiting The BMW i8

Best Car To Kill Yourself With The Airbag

BMW i3

The Holy Shit This Is Actually In America Right Now Award

Alfa Romeo 4C

Sexiest Miata

1996 Mazda Miata M Coupe

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