2014 Corvette Stingray: Pure Car Porn

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If it seems like we're talking about the new Corvette Stingray a lot, it's because we're talking about the new Corvette Stingray a lot. We haven't driven it so the specs are just numbers and the promise of great performance is just a guess.

But we have eyes and hearts and claspers. To look at this car is to understand it. Distinctly Corvette, distressingly beautify. Enjoy the details in this gallery of pure Corvette car porn.

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Many of you said yes, you'd dragon the new Vette, so here are a few glimpses you can print out and tape to the ceiling above your bedroom courtesy of spy shooter Brian Williams.

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victorioussecret
Victorious Secret

I think we have reached the point where bitching about the Corvette has come down to nit picking.

That is all you are doing.

Don't like the vents? Me either, but since they are functional I can grow past the stark appearance especially in a shade of red or yellow.

Don't be shocked if there isn't body colour options available, painting CF isn't some mystical art that no one knows how to do...

Don't like the black A pillars contrasting with the roof? Once again, body colour packaging.

Don't like the 7 speed gear box (who in their right might is saying no to that?). Well, too fucking bad.

If the C6 box is anything to go by, it will be a sharp gearbox to use. Its also "saving the manual" which is what 99% of you bitch about anyways, what is the problem again?

Shouldn't you be more happy that GM didn't bother investing in a DCT unit? They could, they could have brought out a sophisticated 7 speed DCT and we know they can handle the power of the engine since everything else is happily using DCTs at higher horsepower and torques.

I mean really, what are you all complaining about? I'm struggling here.

I'm not saying you're wrong but I've heard the dumbest shit from people trying to crucify this as a failure and a bomb.

Its got some radical styling and a rear end I love more and more now that I've seen plenty of it. They went crazy on the interior which is what the Corvette really needed if you ask me as far as a DD supercar goes. Its still one of the most DD supercars you can buy, it makes most look bad in that department. It has as much cargo space as some hatchbacks for crying out loud.

What more do you really want?

And this is the bargain bin varient we got to see. A sub 4 second, most likely 180-190mph top end (they haven't released specifics have they?) and all this in what could be a ~50k purchase.

Please highlight how GM has screwed this one up.

How many of you would actually buy one? How many of you were actually turned off from buying one because of this? Anyone?

Jesus its the internet, no one can satisfy everyone and it seems as always that people will just need to whine about anything. I realize that I'm also whining about the whining so spare me from your 'clever wit'.