2013 SRT Vipers And Bacon Are As American As Vipers And Bacon

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The only thing better than a festival serving bacon dishes of every sort is a bacon festival featuring a few 2013 Dodge Vipers. The similarities between Vipers and bacon aren't all that obvious at first, but look a little deeper and they're there.

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Bacon is good. Vipers are good. Bacon is a symbol. Vipers are a symbol. Bacon has too much fat. Vipers have too much engine. But how much is too much, anyway? This is America after all.

These Vipers were spotted by one of our readers last weekend while he was stuffing his face with bacon at the second annual Blue Ribbon Bacon Tour in Keystone, Colo. (Hat tip to Kevin!)

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Photo credit: Kevin Winslow

Illustration for article titled 2013 SRT Vipers And Bacon Are As American As Vipers And Bacon

Photo credit: Kevin Winslow

Illustration for article titled 2013 SRT Vipers And Bacon Are As American As Vipers And Bacon
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DISCUSSION

Gamecat235
Gamecat235

Bacon is not a symbol. Bacon is a thing. A wonderful, wonderful thing.

Vipers on the other hand... may be wonderful, but they are, most definitely a symbol.

Long, bulbous and full of power? hmmm... I can't find anything to compare that to.