If you're leaving the office here in Metro Detroit — stay the hell away from I-696 this afternoon. As tipster Joe pointed out to us via Sprint-Pix, there's a hella traffic out there, and it's all due to 29 shmucks and a pregnant woman all smacking into each other because they forgot to slow down in the rain. All we know is we're pissed as we were supposed to be on that stretch of highway this afternoon with a Corvette Z06, and now we've got to change our plans. Fuckin' weather combined with silly drivers!
UPDATE: It's cleared. Check out the carnage after the jump.
News Flash: NHTSA Determines Inattention Causes Accidents [internal]