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So ok, there's some kind of big news at Ford today — we think it has something to do with Bill Boss and some guy from Boeing. That's why we're sending Wert to root around in the Dearborn cellars and see what he can find out. Then we'll prop him up on CNBC later tonight and hear what he has to say. More than likely it won't be much. Therefore, two shots if Wert stands mute, staring off to the left like his earpiece has gone fubar. For the rest of the Car Pundit Drinking Game guidelines, check out the the entire thread. We're planning to start drinking early (we can hardly handle the suspense), so you guys argue over the rest of the rules in the comments.

BREAKING! Bill Ford To Step Down As President And CEO Of Ford Motor Company, Names Boeing's Alan Mulally As Replacement; all of our Official Car Pundit Drinking Game coverage [internal]