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The banner above currently adorns the south side o' the "555 Building" in downtown Birmingham — and we guess it begs the question — what are our other two wishes? Well, since we're on the subject of automotive masturbatory pleasures, how about a Dodge Challenger R/T, a Ford Mustang GT and a quarter-mile down a cruise-cleared Woodward Avenue? Oh baby, we are totally getting into this whole muscle car war. Excuse us while we find some toilet paper.

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