Blip: Don't Get Any Closer To That Jag!

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“Hey boss, I hired a photographer for the brochure shoot.”

“Great, anything we need to know about them?”

“Only that they’re very well-respected, had a great portfolio, and come highly recommended. And—”

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“And what?”

“And they have a severe phobia of Jaguars.”

“The big cats or the cars?”

“Both.”

“Won’t that be a problem?”

“They said they had an idea? And it should be fine?”

“Okay, well, I’ll just trust you on this one.”

“I won’t let you down, boss!”

Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus, 2020 Changli EV • Not-so-running: 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!: https://rb.gy/udnqhh)

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Jaguar- looks best from 10ft away.

Jaguar - social distancing before it was cool.....

Here we have a Jaguar in it’s natural habitat. Pierce took his car out for a joy ride and it died for the last time. He pushed it to the middle of a nearby dry lake bed and walked way, never to see it again.