There’s a country in Central Europe where the Simca 1000 was the best-selling car and the most popular form of prostitution was men paying well-dressed women to tell them dirty things in complex spoken mathematical codes behind mausoleums. To this day, nobody knows the name of this country.

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William Byrd

Are we going to ignore the ghost shadow child behind her????!?