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Poor Don Ho. First he has to go to Thailand to have his ailing heart injected with stem cells, and then some hoodlums in Des Moines take what appears to be an ice axe to his '02 Toyota SUV. On the upside, according to the Des Moines Register, Ho was visiting "a girlfriend" at the time. Which implies that he's got more than one. Man, even pushing 80, and even driving a swiss-cheesed 'Yota, the guy's still a damn player. Our hat is off to you, Don Ho. Maybe you can use the holes in the truck's body to blow tiny bubbles through. [Thanks to Al for the tip.]

Vandals turn DM man's car into sieve [Des Moines Register]

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