VTEC definitely kicked in right there.

This is most certainly my new favorite Craigslist listing, nominally offering a “lightly used Honda Civic” that has “been a high desert car for a while” up in Bend, Oregon.

Of course, that’s not what’s really going on, as the listing claims that the post is trying to “get even with Clist robo caller (Payton),” which appears to be pestering our Civic owner. “Peyton—feel free to call me to sell my car!—buy it full price and sell it yourself,” the listing reads.

I do hope that the Civic owner is freed from Peyton-related torment, and I hope that Peyton gets a sweet deal on this lovely Honda.