Welcome to Jalopnik’s The Grand Tour Season 2 live blog, which no longer has a touring tent, leaving us only to judge whether or not it’s any grander than last season.

While the show is meant to drop on Amazon Prime on December 8th, we kind of figured it would pop up sometime tonight like the show’s premier did last year. And we were right! But we bet you may not have been aware of it, so we’re live blogging it because we care (and because we don’t want to do real work). How will they show the big Richard Hammond crash? Who did they end up replacing the American driver with? We’ll find out soon enough.

So rush over to that new tab, log yourselves in, and strap on your hyper-critical judgement glasses. We’re not slowing down for anybody.