Only a pitcher for the Oakland Athletics could be picked up by the California highway patrol driving 120 mph in his Ferrari, fail a sobriety test and then be locked up in jail on suspicion of a DUI. Where we come from, we call that guilty of a DUI. But then again — we're from Detroit — we don't have a working bus system, much less a judicial system — what do we know?
By the way — anyone want to head over to the impound and snap some pics of the car? Or at least go all "Smoking Gun" on us and get some copies of the paperwork — there's got to be something funny in all of that. Just try not to steal a police car while you're there, k?(Many praises to scotte on the tip!)
Loaiza arrested on suspicion of DUI [SacBee]