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ā€¢ We knew things were bad for the University of Michigan athletics department, but a car wash? [Freep]
ā€¢ Not only the worst ā€” but also the saddest sweet sixteen party ever. [1010WINS]
ā€¢ Who would have thought the Middle East was safer than Dallas? Look on the bright side ā€” at least it wasn't a car bomb. [CNN]
ā€¢ Sometimes it's really hard to get bigger ā€” no matter how long and hard you work at it. [Freep]
ā€¢ More and more buyers have them those 'Upside-Down' Blues. [Detroit News]