Oh, my friends. You have such hate in your dark hearts. So much anger for the cars. And I love every bit of it.
Last week, I asked you guys for the cars you irrationally, irrevocably and unreasonably hated. Not brands, specific models. I was looking for some searing, nuclear-fire hot takes. The takes that would melt steel beams.
For those of you hating on the PT Cruiser or a Prius, your resounding response has been heard. What else do you hate? Let’s dive into the filth.
Tesla Model S And Model X (thinkbrown)
Starting off strong.
Acura RDX (Skeebopintotheocean)
Mercedes-Benz CLA (DAD)
BMW X4/X6 And Also Mercedes GLC/GLE Coupe (waspypants)
The coupes that aren’t coupes in the slightest.
Toyota Tacoma (Ssfancyfresh)
First-Gen Modern Charger (the 1969 Dodge Charger Guy)
Username checks out.
Bugatti Veyron (ovjho)
Not that super.
Infiniti G35 And G37 (sliptanked)
Maybe they should just get rid of Infiniti.
Lincoln Continental (Chevypower3)
GMC Acadia (Stephen MacArthur)
FULL DISCLOSURE: MY PARENTS HAVE THAT EXACT CAR IN THAT EXACT COLOR AND I’M NOT ASHAMED IT’S ACTUALLY NOT BAD FOR WHAT WE USE IT FOR.
Citroën 2CV (TheTyreAbuser)
Different isn’t always good.
Ford Taurus (mob19151)
We had that as a rental car once. My brother threw up all over the back seat.
Infiniti QX56 (sschwing)
I hate this thing as well.
Nissan 350Z And 370Z (YALE70)
These cars were introduced when Eisenhower was still in office.
Ferrari F430 (Gaseous Clay)
A take as hot as a Ferrari on fire.
Mercedes-Benz SLK (EMF15Q)
Hated ‘em since childhood.
Mazda RX-8 (Markedly Zany Fop)
Those goofy rotary symbols.
Porsche Carrera GT (Some say C62030 is actually called Sam)
WHOA THERE NOW.
Jeep Wrangler (Kaiser Khan)
Look away, David!