If you saw this old guy in his little white Focus driving by, it’s possible you may wonder why he has one of those sports-eyeglass headband things on. Does the poor fella lose his glasses a lot? No, motherfucker: he needs those because he headbangs to Metallica like an absolute madman.
Look at him go! There’s a man who’s enjoying every single goddamn decibel of For Whom The Bell Tolls.
May we all age as bad-assedly as this old hesher.