They say laughter is the best medicine and they’re right. One of my favorite things to do is laugh. I’m always looking for a good laugh. Especially if it’s about cars.

But, this poses a huge problem. Huge! It seems like everyone else in their selected professions knows at least some relevant jokes. Lawyers know lawyer jokes. Doctors know doctor jokes. Teachers know teacher jokes. I don’t know any good car jokes. And the ones I do know are gross and can’t be repeated here.

So, help a girl out? Tell me the funniest car joke that you know so that I can steal it and shamelessly retell it at my next dinner party.