Attention, everyone! I just got an important missive from the DARTZ MOTORZ Press Department. I know itโ€™s important because the subject line reads: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜. Thatโ€™s the highest priority for a DARTZ MOTORZ press department email. The body of the email only consisted of the above image, but the message is clear: DARTZ intends to provide the next American President with the limo he deserves.

Currently, GM is developing the next โ€œBeast,โ€ the update to the current presidential limousine. Like its predecessor, this new, Cadillac-badged, truck-based limo will retain the understated, black, traditionally presidential look thatโ€™s become traditional.

As you can imagine, this in no way will meet President Trumpโ€™s standards of classiness, which require that the President not be subjected to the indignity of any surface not slathered in gold. Itโ€™s possible heโ€™s allergic to contact with non-gold metals, but itโ€™s happened so rarely we just donโ€™t have enough information.


DARTZโ€™ proposed limo will solve these issues, and it appears to be based on the tried-and-true Prombon platform, which should provide the ability to take the President anywhere he needs to go.

While no details of the interior have been specified, Iโ€™m sure that if President Trump requests to be surrounded by whale foreskin leather, that can be made a reality.


Sure, traditionally Presidential limos have been sourced from the U.S. instead of Eastern European providers, but since this barrier has already been broken with the choice of First Lady, Iโ€™m sure another part of the Presidential team from Eastern Europe wonโ€™t be a big deal.

Look out, GM! Dartz is going to eat your lunch!