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β€’ Wait. UAW members go to college? β€” What's that sound? It's the sound of auto writers everywhere changing their narrative... [Freep]
β€’ If they are so safe β€” we're gonna start sitting in child seats. [Detroit News]
β€’ Dude β€” I'm telling you β€” we totally got sold some schwag Ethanol. [Nantucket Inquirer & Mirror]
β€’ We sense a movie here: "A black bear cub and it's mother are crossing the road β€” when disaster strikes. The cub seeks...vengeance." [Clarion Ledger]
β€’ Oh boy, this ought to be fun β€” it's shareholder meeting time at the General today. [Detroit News]

β€’ Can I get an "I!" - "N!" - "D!" - "Y!" What's that spell? "Indy!" [WFAA]