Retired Lazy Autojourno Is Now The British Foreign Secretary

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Photo Credit: Getty Images

Boris Johnson, the worst car writer of all time, the man who made his career by shitting on how other countries do things, is now the British Foreign Secretary.


New British Prime Minister Theresa May appointed Johnson to his position just this afternoon.

This means free Ferraris for everyone, right?

(It does not.)

Raphael Orlove is features editor for Jalopnik.


farscythe - makin da cawfee!

really? they put boris in charge of foreign affairs?....

anyone nearby available to hit me with a 2 by 4 till that makes sense to me?