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Man, when we were sixteen, we totally would've rendered an in-need neighbor lady sexual services in exchange for a four-year-old S-Class. Of course, our folks probably wouldn't have cared too much for the sweetheart deal. We don't know if they would've pressed charges, although we're damn sure they would've made us return the car. Lisa Frodella, who is admittedly not as hot as we like our Mrs. Robinsonesque fantasy neighbors to be, wasn't so lucky. She's staring down the barrel of two counts of third-degree rape and criminal sex acts and is being held on $40,000 cash bail, which, coincidentally, is the Blue Book value of the S430.

Long Island Housewife Has Sex With A Boy, And All He Gets Is A Mercedes [eMercedesBenz]

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