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Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead/Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head/Texas is the reason that the president's dead.

Reader Andy tossed over this 1962 Lincoln Continental that's been converted to pickup duty, perfect for rocking Lyndon Baines Johnson-style Hill Country ranch antics. One thing, though, why, when they welded the rear doors shut, did they leave the handles on? On a somewhat unrelated note, goddamn, we're missing Austin right now.

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