
Welcome to Paper Jam, the feature where we highlight the best automotive advertisements from the past! Print might be nearly dead, but our scanners are just getting warmed up.
Are you a true patriot looking for a compact but refusing to buy a damn import or a Ford Pinto? Do you prefer face-level ventilation over any other kind? Check out Mitsubishi’s Plymouth’s vinyl body-side moldings, and drive away with the speed of an arrow!

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DISCUSSION
Wouldn’t it have been easier for her to hold her starfish-shaped hand behind her back, rather than trying to hold it out of camera shot?