Good morning, and a very Merry Christmas to you from your favorite automotive website! (Jalopnik wishes you a Merry Christmas as well.)
Our hardworking team of lunatics has the day off so we can spend time with our families and/or do burnouts in press cars, but we haven’t forgotten about you. Baby, we love you the best.
Today and tomorrow you’re getting the gift of some of our best feature stories from the archives, all so you have something to read on your phone during those long, uncomfortable stretches at the dinner table where your uncle shares his thoughts on the presidential election.
So sit back and enjoy two whole days’ worth of Jalopnik classics. In the meantime, did you get any cool car-related stuff for the holidays? Tell us all about it.
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