When life hands you lemons, find a good lawyer.

Fortunately, Land Rover fans and car enthusiasts everywhere are lucky to have Will Hedrick, the attorney who took on the federal government’s seizure of more than two dozen imported Defenders and came out on top.

Here to memorialize this win for offroaders and civil liberties is today’s COTD winner, aperson-Hates water spots:

Leakin’ oil in the hot sun

I fought the law and I won

I fought the law and I won

I needed gas and I got mine

I fought the law and I won

I fought the law and I won

The money doesn’t mean shit if you’ve got the right friends

That’s how this country’s run

Defenders are the best friends I ever had

I fought the law and I won

I fought the law and I won

I blew Lucas’ fuses out with my

LANDROVER!

I fought the law and I won

I fought the law and I won

Gonna write my book and make a million

I fought the law and I won

I fought the law and I won

I’m the new folk hero of the Landrover Defender Onwner’s Club Of America

My Landrover friends think that’s fun

You can get away with Oil spills if you’ve got a Landrover

I fought the law and I won

Congrats on your COTD win, aperson-Hates water spots! May you and the sexual partner(s) of your choosing always rock the casbah!


Contact the author at patrick@jalopnik.com.

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