Wikipedia's slogan is:
"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit at will...an effort to create and distribute a multilingual free encyclopedia of the highest possible quality to every single person on the planet..."
We don't know what all that means, and frankly we got lost trying to figure out who "will" is and what editing at him means. But we hope our lack in understanding of this open-source creative endeavor is more than made up for in our gusto to provide our readers an opportunity for some Jalopnik-sized fun...
You see, there's now a home for Jalopnik over on the Wikipedia, and as we always do, we're trying to pass the work onto our readers. We'd like you cats and kittens to take a crack at writing about us for a change. The hope is that our readers will finally be able to do something we've never been able to do...figure out what the hell we are.
Obsessin' 'Bout Captain Slow: The Maytrix [internal]