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Okay, it's Friday evening and we've got nothing to do but sit around reading Tom Clancy novels that kinda bugged us the first time around and waiting for pretty girls to call or write us. Then again, what pretty girls want to call automotive bloggers who sit around reading the lesser works of Tom Clancy on a Friday night? (Okay, to be fair, one did write this afternoon, and she's really quite the dish.) So in our fiddling around on the internets in lieu of the pursuit of meaningful (or even meaningless) feminine companionship, we decided to see if we could find a ridiculous website devoted to Top Gear's James May. And we did.

The Maytrix

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