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Nine miles. Nine freaking miles. That's all a Kansas City man had on his brand-new Ford GT when he decided to get all accelerative with it. The result? Just in time for Schadenfriday, a pole through the front end of his supercar. Eh, meh, that trunk wasn't all that big in the first place. And besides, now we can put the engine in a 2CV and square-off against the Enzo-powered LeCar. May the best bastardized French econocar win! [Thanks to everyone who wrote in on this one.]

Dude, What Happened to Your Car? [Across-the-Board]

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