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This Jimmy 540i guy, he's got a passion for two things: Bimmers and justice. He combines both on his webpage, which catalogs some of the worst atrocities ever committed to vehicles which general seem to be rather atrocity-prone, despite their relative expense. Then again, as our hottest cousin's mom's ex-husband used to say, "There's no accounting for taste." Still, is it wrong to want a BM Camino? Just asking, but secretly desiring. Somewhat akin to proclaiming one's cousin "hot" we suppose... [Thanks to the inimitable ThnderbltDoherty for the tip.]

The BMW Nightmare Webpage

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