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Feckin' fack if we aren't useless. We grew up in California. We spent a year living in Tejas. And what language did we choose to learn? German. So we really have no clue about this Dodge Hornet thing, other than it looks like a cross between a Nitro and a Mini. Oh, and it cranks out 174hp from a blown 1.6 (yes! "compressor" the vaguely-universal power-adder!), which is pretty respectable for a car that appears to be the size it appears to be. It'll apparently premiere at Geneva. Or Ginebra. Maybe if the shit was just in Genf we'd actually understand where the goddamn thing's premiering, but now we're just acting out against the ineffectual result of our teenage desire to learn the true meaning of "fahrvergn gen."

Dodge Hornet Concept 2006 [El Diferencial]

Brabus S V12 S to Debute in Geneva [Internal]