A donut truck with a police escort. Only in Texas. OK, only in America.

Patrick did, however, set the stage for you guys to play around with the words in the headline. Police. Escorts. Donuts. Houston. Lots to work with.

BrtStlnd started things off:

Watch A Donut Escort Get Houston Police Icy In A Delivery Truck.

I'm bored, can anyone do better?

DasWauto did:

Watch A Police Truck Escort Get A Donut Delivery In Icy Houston.

Todzzgod next:

Watch Icy Houston police donut a escort in a delivery truck! Get!

DasWauto did one better:

Watch Houston Police, Escort get icy in a Donut Delivery Truck.

Great job! Now, what was the original story again?