Hey Northeast US: It's snowing all crazily outside. If you want Taco Bell and don't have four-wheel drive (or snow tires on your car), then you have an issue. If you do have four-wheel drive, why not help this person out?

This brave Baltimore resident has spent the snowy day drinking, and is now too drunk to go out and get herself Taco Bell, even in her "hybrid douchemobile."

But, she has a solution:

I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk ass up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you're not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip.

See, it isn't so bad. And you'd be helping out your fellow woman by filling her with delicious tacos. And you'd get something too:

I'll pay in tacos. or chalupas. whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I'd probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely.

So, Baltimorians, be a sport and help this taco-deprived neighbor out.

(UPDATE: The ad writer has popped up on Reddit, according to @ladyhawke82. And unlike we originally said, it's a woman, not a man, which shows that the craving for delicious tacos knows no gender.)

Hat Tip to @SpeedSportLife!