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We're big fans of Seth Stevenson's Advertising Deconstructed column on Slate, which never fails to hilariously dress down today's ad lions, and the reeking media miasma they call campaigns. This week, he trains his keyboard on Jaguar's "Gorgeous" campaign, which is perhaps one of the most asinine bids for buyers since a Mucinex tab ruined the mucus monster's wedding night.

Gorgeous, Drop Dead! [Slate]

Jaguar to Launch 'Gorgeous' Ad Campaign [internal]