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Yes, yes, our parent company hasn't been on our bums about coming up with our own shirts yet, but they will be, sez Yoda, They Will Be. Meanwhile, for the snarky types on your Christmas/ Hanukkah/ Kwanzaa list, we've got all manner of Gawkeresque merch for sale right here. In the meantime, let us know what you'd wanna see on a Jalop t-shirt. So far, the front-runner is a design featuring a Nudie Cohn car with the Black Flag logo somehow involved. Miller High Life and puff paint optional, but not included.

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