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Reynel Martinez is convinced Pixar's "Cars" will suck. The storyline, he says, is trite and cliche. He's tried to convince the company to go with an alternate narrative in which humans inhabit the fantasy world. He even offers a video pitch, though you'd better pack a lunch — it's about as long as the unedited footage of "Shaggy DA." It may not win him the ear of Pixar, but it's certainly won him Hoon of the Day.

My Cars Pitch [Reynel Martinez]

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