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Proving that the 70s are the new 50s, a daredevil 74-year old DC-area woman launched her car off the Clara Barton Expressway in Bethesda and landed it in a tree. It took authorities roughly an hour to rescue Teresa Finney, who was shaken but in good shape after the accident and was taken to the hospital only as a precaution. How'd she do it? In her own words: "I was coming on, making a curve, coming on to the ramp and it rolled to one side and I put my foot on the break, came over here and just flipped." A "break" must be something akin to to KITT's "Turbo Boost" feature. We totally need to get one of those installed on our truck.

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