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Man, screw this America The Beautiful crap. We're turning Japanese, because tech-types in the land of the Rising Sun know what we really want our ever-lovin' MTV. And we want it in the go, yo? According to Japanese firm KDDI, that's about to become a reality, as their new WiMax system in Osaka will allow jitter-free video to be streamed into vehicles traveling at speeds up to 80kph. We're converting a six-fo' Impala to right-hand drive and gettin' our asses to Nippon ASAP.

Firm to put WiMAX video into speeding cars [The Inquirer]

Mobile WiMax: On the Road at Last? [Internal]