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25 year-old Yin Ping, a man who enjoys his time at the tables, will most likely be spending a fair amount of it in a Chinese pokey for fraud, after he leased eighteen high-dollar cars to use as collateral against a $2 million-yuan chunk of change from loan shark known only as Ma. The police nabbed Ma as he was demanding cash from the rental company, clutching a fistful of IOUs from Yin, who fled to Macau for a gambling binge and was later picked up by the fuzz in Zhuhai. You gotta know when to walk away, son; they'll catch you if you run.

Gambler turns rental cars into millions [Shanghai Daily]

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