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Woe to us for ignoring our Angeleno brother, national treasure and soon-to-be-neighbor Defamer for a few days. Paris Hilton's latest Greek God (don't make us tell the old "No matter what he says, don't turn over on your wedding night" joke), Stavros Niarchos smacked a Continental GT-load of partiers square into the back of a truck early Wednesday morning while attempting to leave LA nightspot Element. The po-po, quickly on the scene, didn't administer a sobriety test to Niarchos, instead sending the crew on their merry way with a fare-thee-well. Meanwhile, we get our asses handed to us for doing sixteen over on the way to Canter's for a sandwich in a rented Grand Prix. Like Randy Newman, we fucking love LA. [Internal]

Paris Hilton's Late Night Wreck [Defamer]

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