The other day, some fishermen went into the waters off of South China in order to catch some wonderful, wonderful fish. Instead, they got something large, heavy, and bloated.

No, not a dead guy that was thrown overboard by the mob. It was a Porsche Cayenne.

How the Porsche ended up at the bottom of the sea is unclear. Perhaps it was parked on the shore one night and dragged out by the tide? Maybe it was thrown off a ship by the mob? Maybe someone who doesn't like Cayennes actually got off his ass and did something about it for once.

They are estimating that the car could have been down there for nearly two years. One thing is probably for certain: Whoever dumped it there is probably very mad that the car has resurfaced.

(Hat Tip to Adrian!)