In some ways, we don't feel particularly bad for billionaire Texas attorney John O'Quinn. Much like Mrs. McCave with her Dave problem, he had so many cars he didn't know what to do. The natural solution was to hire an ex-con to manage his collection. O'Quinn handed over blank checks to the convicted burglar in order to purchase cars the wealthy solicitor wanted to add to his immense portfolio. He even bought the guy a house. But 31 year-old Zev Isgur reverted to his bad old ways, funneling at least 1.3 mil into front companies and letting strippers drive around Houston in the valuable rides. The moral? Never hire a wannabe playa when a devoted car guy would do. Looking for a replacement, John? Call us. We'll power-lunch on humble pie.
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