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A Beverly Hills valet refused to park Paris Hilton's Land Rover recently because it was a mess, the London Daily Record reported this week. "Company policy" prohibited the valet — who, not quite ironically, worked for an upscale car-cleaning service — from handling the SUV, reportedly cluttered with magazines, make-up, handbags, junk and (please hold for Dr. O. Gross) "a lot of underwear." [Update: FYI — it's from the Glasgow Daily Record, not the seemingly fictional "London Daily Times." Remember kids, friends don't let friends drink and post.]

The Razz: Paris Hilton [The London Daily Times via. The Superficial]

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