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We don't claim to be zombie apocalypse experts, but we do know if it happens prop guns and an old Isuzu probably isn't going to be a very helpful combination. That certainly isn't what the seller of this 1994 Amigo would have you believe. It's currently listed on Ebay as a vehicle that will "have you ready for the impending zombie apocalypse". More »
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As much as we talk about the pending zombie apocalypse, (what, you think the debt ceiling debate has a happy ending?) we've focused more on vehicles with enough size to survive encounters with the undead. Subaru posits a different strategy: Floor it in a WRX. More »
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We're running out of ways to tell you NOT to hack electronic road signs, but after some recent unpleasantness we're grateful the quality's going up. South Carolina has hunters, zombies, and tanks… oh my! More »
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Because if there's one group of people that first come to mind when I think of "Zombie Slayers," it's Toyota Camry owners. [via imgur] More »
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As we all know, the zombie threat is real and constant and unpredictable. This Los Angeles County Zombie Control vehicle provides a constant vigil, watching for signs of the inevitable undead uprising. [GamerSincePong's Flickr Page] More »
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Toyota launched an ad campaign featuring dead people crowding around a Toyota vehicle under both recalls just as the estimated death toll from unintended acceleration accidents rises to 34. Seriously. More »
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Preparing the right vehicle for the zombie apocalypse often requires a lot of time, space and a forgiving family. This is where ApocaLEGO vehicles come in. If minifig zombies want brains, they're going to have to get through this crew. More »
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In a logical conclusion to zombies, velociraptors and Brits, a giant Moscow video screen has been hacked to show hardcore porn. Click for NSFW-unless-you-work-in-Eastern-Europe video! More »
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We specifically asked you not to write "the British are coming" on road signs, but a few misfits in Lubbock, Texas didn't listen. What, were "Jalopnik Rules" and "Zombies Droolz" too meme-ish for you? More »
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Wolf Blitzer thinks he'd be nervous if he saw hacked road signs saying "Zombies Ahead!" Ha! Imagine how nervous he'd be if he saw a sign saying "Jalopnik Rules!" Just sayin'... [via IndyStar] More »
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We told you guys not to hack electronic road signs to say "Jalopnik Rules." But you went ahead and did it anyway. You do know this is why we can't have nice things, right? More »
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Since we first showed you the "How To Hack An Electronic Road Sign" guide, the proliferation of hacked signs has become so widespread we had to compile this gallery of all of them. More »
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Despite repeatedly asking for you to stop hacking electronic road signs, zombie hackers are now causing "daily lane closers" in Illinois. More »
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Austin, TX appears to be ground zero for the electronic traffic signs hacking threat, as the "top story" on last night's local news demonstrates. More »
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Transportation officials in Texas are "scrambling" to stop the "hacking electronic traffic signs" threat. Didn't we tell you not to play with the electronic road signs? This is why we can't have anything nice. More »
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We had a late surge of votes for the best post-apocalytpic vehicle contest, though it didn't change the score that much. It turns out our readers love the flexibility, mobility and amphibious nature of the Finnish Sisu XA-185 (and other Sisu XA derivatives). With the Sisu getting first place with 28.7% of the vote and the Buffalo Force Protection Vehicle coming in second with 16.6%, it's clear that in the radioactive zombie-infected future you all prefer brute force to creature comforts. More »
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