Screw Nuts, This Truck's Got Ovaries - Jalopnik Comments

Screw Nuts, This Truck's Got Ovaries

z974647 — Tue, 20 May 2008 17:02:00 EDT

Bubba sez...dun kept a statchu of the wife so's I could 'member when them was the good old days, when I could roll er in flour n look for the wet spots...

z974647

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gracilism — Mon, 19 May 2008 14:49:32 EDT

Nothing like shopping for art in your Silverado after mowing the lawn.

gracilism

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Mazda Eric has his own radio show — Mon, 19 May 2008 08:51:46 EDT

I LOVE ART! :)

Mazda Eric has his own radio show

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muleshoe — Sat, 17 May 2008 23:45:38 EDT

Are we trimming bush

muleshoe

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muleshoe — Sat, 17 May 2008 23:44:30 EDT

Hey theres a lawn mower in there.

muleshoe

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muleshoe — Sat, 17 May 2008 23:43:29 EDT

Red Necks Unite....HellYea!!!!

muleshoe

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smokeydog001 — Sat, 17 May 2008 20:18:25 EDT

She ain't always been fat!

smokeydog001

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Pete Gaines — Sat, 17 May 2008 18:08:25 EDT

@Adam: ...that's my wife!

That is where you were headed with that, right?

Pete Gaines

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HUMONGUS — Sat, 17 May 2008 13:55:15 EDT

@sparksinner: I can remember the days when vaginas feared me!! Course, we're talking a few decades ago when I had testosterone to spare. But about the woman, maybe it's the guy's wife and he's pulling a "House of Wax" deal on her by snuffing her then coating her with wax/mud? Sorta big for a trophy mount though...

HUMONGUS

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PetroSapien — Sat, 17 May 2008 08:44:11 EDT

... My wife got the kids, the house and all the money. I got the truck, the Lawnmower, and just to piss her off, I also took the statue that her Great-Uncle Herschel left her too. Now, I ride around with it in my truck on Saturdays, and drive through my old neighborhood.

PetroSapien

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zakichu — Sat, 17 May 2008 06:54:31 EDT

I'll be keeping the lawnmower, by the way. Thanks buddy.

zakichu

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zakichu — Sat, 17 May 2008 06:38:44 EDT

So long and thanks for all the mammaries. And fat rolls. And lawnmower.

zakichu

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Slantsick- on layaway at SPATULA CITY — Sat, 17 May 2008 06:33:56 EDT

@POLAЯZSMAЯTAMINO: Hey- that looks just like a plastic aftermarket hoodscoop on a '77 Camaro...

Slantsick- on layaway at SPATULA CITY

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Ben Wade — Sat, 17 May 2008 06:04:12 EDT

@kolorfast: Disbelief?

Ben Wade

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kolorfast — Sat, 17 May 2008 02:04:49 EDT

I like the statue, it looks like the artist has talent. Dunno if I'd put it in my house, but I would definitely go check it out at a gallery. Any idea what state this was taken in?

kolorfast

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hootjigga — Sat, 17 May 2008 00:56:29 EDT

HAY MAW! LOOKS WHAT I PICK'T UP ON THE CRAIGSLIST!

hootjigga

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dculberson — Fri, 16 May 2008 23:46:04 EDT

@graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!: We're all three good-looking guys.

dculberson

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p0mg — Fri, 16 May 2008 23:03:07 EDT

she looks like she's pinching one off but i don't have the heart to tell her there's no hole in them thar chair.

p0mg

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graverobber- My Yugo Nova! — Fri, 16 May 2008 23:02:23 EDT

@POLAЯZSMAЯTAMINO: In a metaphorical way. I picture us more as agents of a common cause.

I also picture us as handsome devils:

graverobber- My Yugo Nova!

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POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Fri, 16 May 2008 22:35:10 EDT

@graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!: I'm your daddy?

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

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graverobber- My Yugo Nova! — Fri, 16 May 2008 22:26:48 EDT

@CEman: POLAR made me.

graverobber- My Yugo Nova!

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lascauxcaveman — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:46:00 EDT

Reubens I get. I get Yuskavage and Koons I (mostly) get.

Lucien Freud and especially Egon Schiele, I don't get.

lascauxcaveman

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CEman — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:40:14 EDT

@Novaload:
In the words of Van Halen:
"OH MY GOD!!'

CEman

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beercheck — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:39:19 EDT

MOM!

beercheck

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CEman — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:39:12 EDT

@graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!:
@POLAЯZSMAЯTAMINO:

(Doing his best 3rd grade teacher, over the glasses look)
Why did I know this would get out of hand? And why did I know you boys would be involved?

CEman

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NovaloadMissesPolar — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:21:12 EDT

But see, that's how she rolls.

Get it? ROLLS. As in fat. Rolls of.

NovaloadMissesPolar

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Adam — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:47:01 EDT

That's no statue...

Adam

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LaughingAtFate — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:44:19 EDT

damn, so much for getting the sonic trranducer fixed

LaughingAtFate

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POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:43:27 EDT

Well I can't stand to see
Things like this just aren't right
And I just can't see
A place where I'd put this in sight
I do believe
There's a dream for everyone
(but this sure as hell shouldn't be one)
What's next a big c*ntree...

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

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graverobber- My Yugo Nova! — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:33:06 EDT

Maybe it's another one of them thar Britney Spears statues?

graverobber- My Yugo Nova!

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DustyButt — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:30:19 EDT

If you listen closely you can hear someone deep inside of a fold...
..."Can you hear me now?"

DustyButt

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om Bronx de Mowgli — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:21:09 EDT

@charles_barrett: just clarifying my position isn't that the subject makes it retarded... if it was of alicia keys, scarlett johannson, natasha henstridge and beyonce naked, legs spread, with me in between them smiling giving a thumbs up before having a wonderful evening, it wouldn't be worth 33.6 million! not even to me... HA

om Bronx de Mowgli

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smart42 — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:17:42 EDT

Gentlemen,

Rubanesque, that is the artsy term for "avoir du poids" so no weight challenged
references here OK?

I guess he puts her out by the curb as he mows lawns, any publicity is good publicity.

smart42

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smokeydog001 — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:06:01 EDT

That's Dolly Pardon going over to Howard Stern's to clean his plow!

smokeydog001

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Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:01:12 EDT

@Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother: Do you remember when Lucian Freud's portrait of Queen Elizabeth II caused such a stir...? He revels in controversy (as I feel most artists should... keep that envelope expanding), and finding beauty beyond conventional boundaries.

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing

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sparksinner — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:45:22 EDT

I don't fear vaginas, I just have a healthy respect for them.

I am not proud of that reference.

sparksinner

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Beluga — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:30:26 EDT

Perhaps he's a vaginal artist. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

Beluga

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om Bronx de Mowgli — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:28:42 EDT

fat chicks mean $$$.... this picture just sold for the highest amount ever for an art piece... $33.fucking6 million fucking dollars?????????????????

I am not shitting you either: [news.bbc.co.uk]

om Bronx de Mowgli

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Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:11:49 EDT

Photoshopped.

Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy

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Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing — Fri, 16 May 2008 19:07:05 EDT

"Rosa and Luis' Yard and Lawn Service had no inkling that Ms. Medusa Gorgon on Wisteria Lane was related to THAT Gorgon family..."

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing

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Naturally Exasperated? — Fri, 16 May 2008 18:57:03 EDT

Naturally Exasperated?

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wohho — Fri, 16 May 2008 18:37:04 EDT

Mrs. Lutz Is Going To Be So Excited When She Gets Home

wohho

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FuzzyPlushroom — Fri, 16 May 2008 18:33:11 EDT

@Mad_Science: Obligatory bush-trimming joke goes here.

FuzzyPlushroom

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AllenK — Fri, 16 May 2008 18:31:17 EDT

Those aren't real.

AllenK

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Chillking2008 — Fri, 16 May 2008 18:29:40 EDT

Ok, he sooooooo did this on purpose.

Chillking2008

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Bo Darville — Fri, 16 May 2008 18:29:06 EDT

I'd like to know who wanted a statue of a lady taking a dump. Are we sure that's not just his girlfriend on the way back from a mudwrestling event? Quick run through the carwash and he can let her back inside.

Bo Darville

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Naturally Exasperated? — Fri, 16 May 2008 18:27:37 EDT

How many laws is this guy breaking? Oh, wait....its ART! How silly of me. The law doesn't apply.

Naturally Exasperated?

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Tomsk the red-nosed reindeer — Fri, 16 May 2008 18:26:12 EDT

@Mad_Science: The statue is to keep our gardener company on the job?

Tomsk the red-nosed reindeer

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Mad_Science — Fri, 16 May 2008 18:23:20 EDT

???

Where does the lawnmower (handle visible) fit into all of this?

Mad_Science