<![CDATA[The Race Is On! - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On! - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> Jeez, I hate trying to read those blogs. You're right, @TexanIdiot25.
They are saying someone was killed??!

NovaloadMissesPolar

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> @ViergangFuchs: They're Mickey Mouse ears, aren't they? Admit it.

Stud Beefpile, sitting in for Deartháir

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> Quick update; there was a very hard hit against the wall for the "Gulf" colored Volvo. At this time, I am hearing that it was fatal. More info as I hear it, guys. If you're praying people, now's the time.

ViergangFuchs

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> @ohms: That site is tough to read...

But the Gulf Colors Volvo driver wrecked and Life Flight is takin him?!

TexanIdiot25: A/C is for for wusses. Real men have T-Tops

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> theres "liveblogging" of the event right now on [rbp.f0e.net] if u wanna follow along. friends of team porcubimmer

ohms

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> I'll bet the Fiero wing is providing crazy downforce, hopefully not creating a push condition. When it gets dark the skulls will be terrifying beyond belief. I predict an easy 10 positions will be picked up with them on the roof.

Uncle Bo, ironically aestheticized

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> I took a nap.

And in this nap, I saw things

Things of unspeakable nature.

Volvos, they were breathing fire.

The square grille unable to contain the flames

A V8 roar was heard in the distance, as these manic Vovlos floated across the blackness

I look with much confusion, of a bearded woman at the wheel

Eyes, red with the fires of internal combustion

And a fist and the foot of the Stig, grappling a 5 speed like it was his last hope on a 400 foot cliff.

Then I wake up to hear the Murilee is driving the V8olvo. Rock'on!

Crazyness indeed.

@ViergangFuchs: Those skulls seriously do that?

TexanIdiot25: A/C is for for wusses. Real men have T-Tops

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> @al_beaton: You know, I've never been much of a fan of motorsprts, but you are right: we Jalops are so emotionally invested in this venture (thank you Murilee) that I'm breathless with anticipation for the entire weekend.

Way to go, team Black Metal V8olvo...!

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> @Novaload: Hell, I'd even settle for telegraphy on shortwave. The tension is unbearable. Bork.

al_beaton

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> Sweden, bork yeah!

Can't wait for the vids.

Tomsk

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> Lay the hammer, err... Mjollnir! down homeys!

DoctorNine

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> @Novaload: right there with you man...
and if nothing else... isn't there a college station near that that has time to do coverage.. b/c they *might* have some classmates/friends running..?? i know we would here around purdue/indiana in general

chrystlubitshi

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> I went to the Lemons 24 site and they don't have anything current now, either. I would totally do a pay-per-view for 24 Lemons. Swear to god.

NovaloadMissesPolar

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> @ViergangFuchs: Thanks for taking the time to give us updates. It's not like you don't have anything else to do!

@nicjasno: You'll catch on, n00b. It's becoming a rite of passage on Jalop.

NovaloadMissesPolar

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> As for video.. we have my RallyCam 2000 behind the grille and we're getting awesome footage. Problem is, there ain't the connection here to show it to you. Wait until later tonight.

ViergangFuchs

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> Brief trackside update:

We're running in the middle of the pack. Most of our drivers have resisted the red mist.

Murilee was spun out going into Turn Two. Not her fault, but when they showed her the black flag, she rather saucily ignored it! For ten laps. Of course, she's claiming that it's because she's never been in an event like this before, but we know better - she just didn't feel like it! As a result, we were forced to serve a penalty of driving around behind Jay's bus for a while. One more driver swap and then I'm back in the saddle to deliver some Black Metal domination Max-Mosley-style!

ViergangFuchs

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> Wither streaming video?

poxpopulus

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> Nice graphics, which is rare for any race car...

superveloce

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> @something_unique_and_descriptive: Yeah, sure, it's a Swedish flag - but it consists of a yellow cross on a blue background. I don't need stars on mine, being from well north of the Line.

FuzzyPlushroom

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> I feel antifreeze wellin' up hot and deep inside
Like my radiator's sprung a small leak
And that ugly orange car, bright and painful
That I may never shake
You can't say we've been driving it hard
Don't write us off with a call
No, don't you wager that we'll lose at Altamont
And break right down and bawl

Now the race is on, and a Jag's on fire up the back stretch
MR2s are goin' to the inside
Murilee's a'holdin' back, trying not to fall
I'm sure someone's out of the runnin'
Givin' out parts for another's sake
Now the race is on, and it looks like headaches
And the winner takes it all

One day we entered the race, never once expectin'
What the final result would be
How I lived in fear of endin' up with a big ol'
Caprice rear-endin' me
It's hot, there's an ache in my arse
Though today was the one I'd been waiting to face
A German porcupine came up to win her
And we came out in second place

Now the race is on, and a Jag's on fire up the back stretch
MR2s are goin' to the inside
Murilee's a'holdin' back, trying not to fall
I'm sure someone's out of the runnin'
Givin' out parts for another's sake
Now the race is on, and it looks like headaches
And the winner takes it all

Yeah, the winner takes it all

GOOD LUCK, TEAM V8OLVO!

FuzzyPlushroom

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> @FuzzyPlushroom: It's not a "yellow cross"... it's a Swedish / Confederate flag thing.

Sort of like if the Duke boys were from Gävleborg instead of Hazard.

something_unique_and_descriptive

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> It's everything I'd hoped for and then some. Fuck yeah, Sweden!

I'm totally painting a yellow cross on the roof of my 240 now.

FuzzyPlushroom

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> @nicjasno:
Just re-read the official Jalopnik FAQ.

anaxomander

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> I like the "stay in shape" strategy. The reliable Ford iron in your bulletproof Volvo chassis mean that you can crank up the aggression on Sunday, when most of your competitors will be in far worse shape, if not failed completely. Furthermore, the track will have been cleared of inferior cars and aggressive drivers, allowing the V8 muscle to blow past your barely alive competition.

Also, POST VIDEO!

Spasticteapot

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> Good luck,looks great!

layabout

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> What a sight to behold, all painted, bejeweled, and decaled...! And the V8olvo is purty too...

Go Murilee, GO...!

Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> @nicjasno: So thinks you. . .

Anyway, Good Luck!

Schm thinks that the Volt may get him laid. . .

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> He is if Count Chocunakch says he is.

smalleyxb122

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> Her? Murilee isn't a girl...

nicjasno

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> The two items on the roof are SKULLS with red-lit eyes. They're throttle-sensitive, so when we go wide-open, their jaws clench in anger.

ViergangFuchs

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> Count Chocunakch here. I am pleased to announce that Murilee Martin has begun her sanctioned racing career as of just ten minutes ago! That saucy minx is quickly proving to be faster than Danica. Everybody wish her luck.

ViergangFuchs

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> Are those... hand-controlled police spotlights on the roof? Or Mickey Mouse ears?

Stud Beefpile, sitting in for Deartháir

]]> <![CDATA[The Race Is On!]]> Looks good rolling, Buckeroo.

NovaloadMissesPolar

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