<![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields - Jalopnik Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields - Jalopnik Comments]]> http://jalopnik.com Sat, 10 May 2008 19:55:41 EDT Sat, 10 May 2008 19:55:41 EDT http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5635782 Dukes of Hazzid!

SweetZombieJesus

]]> 12:388772:c5635782 Sat, 10 May 2008 19:55:41 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5635387 Lobstah? Jeezum Crow, only a gawdamt summah-complaint wuhd spend twennibuxa pound (ohwa wheh-evah thut shit cawsts noaw) for a friggin ginowrmuss saltwatuh spidah..

Real natives knoaw wheah t' goh fowah uh wicked ellahgint dinnah, byjeezis:

And personally, I vote for moving LL Bean's to Portsmouth, then dynamiting the bridge.

Or at least, making every road in the state west of RT 1 a tollroad for outtastatuhs.


slantsick

]]> 12:388772:c5635387 Sat, 10 May 2008 18:41:38 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5631577 @Benito: Go Down East! Can't beat some fresh lobstah, a-yuh.

DSLPWR

]]> 12:388772:c5631577 Sat, 10 May 2008 04:42:30 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5630310 @avarno:
As a Mainer, I have the right to bash each of the states listed, as each one will be pissing us off in roughly a month.

(Gah'damn people from away-uh)

Benito

]]> 12:388772:c5630310 Sat, 10 May 2008 00:34:06 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5629019 At the age of 48, I realize, 35 years ago, while in high school, this would have gotten no press attention, my dad would have whipped my ass and i would have had to replace all of the grass on that field, blade by blade. What is the chance of that happening here? It still would have been hilarious to see those soccer Mom's unloading in their britches.

longrooffan

]]> 12:388772:c5629019 Fri, 09 May 2008 21:31:02 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5628634 @bzr the paranoid android: You might be right. Someone stop him and get him into a lab for study, it might solve that old mystery about how bumblebees fly.

Or, it could be the same thing: he doesn't KNOW the laws of physics.

"Bumblebees, according to the laws of physics, are too heavy, and their wings too small, to be able to fly. Bumblebees, unaware of the laws of physics, fly anyhow."

Now replace "Bumblebees" with "Fat kids in Grand Marquis'" and "wings" with "gentlemen vegetables".

Pope Dearthair the Awesometh

]]> 12:388772:c5628634 Fri, 09 May 2008 20:44:38 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5628168 Darwin award winner, for sure.

HUMONGUS

]]> 12:388772:c5628168 Fri, 09 May 2008 19:51:28 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5627418 @Red AuerБЯд╒╒: re: Warwick accent

I grew up in New York, so visiting my relatives is like stepping into another world.

"Chaaaaalie, get that dauwg outtada cah!"

trs1

]]> 12:388772:c5627418 Fri, 09 May 2008 18:49:23 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5626140 @DonSchenck: That's quite possibly the loudest laugh I've ever had at a comment on here. Thanks for that.

- Woostah MA representin

jhaber

]]> 12:388772:c5626140 Fri, 09 May 2008 17:36:38 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5625982 Wickid Pissah!

Hey, look, in Masschusetts that's just one shade away from a standard drivers ed lesson. If youh've evah driven in Bawhstuhn, itahd be clee-ah what I'm tahwkin' about!

@Red AuerБЯд╒╒:
RI isn't significant enough to matter. VT? Left Field, anyways. But CONNECTICUT? THAT'S ONE CONFUSED state, right there. Massachusetts isn't far behind, considering western Mass ... abuts ... NY.

@avarno: Being a New Yorker, it makes sense you'd think it was CT, RI, and VT residents' right to bash Massachusett. But you're mistaken. It's actually a moral imperative. :)


DSLPWR

]]> 12:388772:c5625982 Fri, 09 May 2008 17:29:18 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5625371 pretty freaking awesome...I assumed fromt he video that people were far away when he jumped that thing...but if he endangered others he is a big time idiot.

There needs to be some sort of non-profit company dedicated to posting bail for righteous hoonage.

FrankGrimes

]]> 12:388772:c5625371 Fri, 09 May 2008 17:01:55 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5625218 @avarno:
You are incorrect, which makes sense since you are from NY...

-RI is split in its devotion to MA and NY. Though I think we can agree that the mid-RI accent (specifically Warwick) is pretty much the worst one on the planet.
-Eastern MA blows Western MA out of the water, with two exceptions
1. The NBA hall of fame
2. Six Flags
-The NY accent is grating as well, I am not saying the MA accent is music to my ears, but "HEY... OH... HEY... OVAH HEEEER...KAAHMAAAAHN!" is not exactly nuetral.






FatBraff

]]> 12:388772:c5625218 Fri, 09 May 2008 16:55:48 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5624936 My gaaaaawd! He went wicked high dare!

The least intelligent accent ever.

But it sounds great out of them.

Turbokat

]]> 12:388772:c5624936 Fri, 09 May 2008 16:45:26 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5623563 @DonSchenck: They all fell out of New England and landed in New York City.

FreeMan

]]> 12:388772:c5623563 Fri, 09 May 2008 16:01:50 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5622515 "Holy F**KING SH*T! Holy FU**ING S*IT!"

Gradall

]]> 12:388772:c5622515 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:28:16 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5620523 @Evil-Jeremy: If by "goes to school" you mean, "sits in jail because 17 pretty much guarantees that the phrase 'tried as an adult' will come into play." Yes.

Spoondizzle

]]> 12:388772:c5620523 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:23:39 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5620275 I still lol'd

Heftyjo

]]> 12:388772:c5620275 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:15:44 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5620157 Jebus, the guy at the :27 mark looks exactly like Fox News Channel's own Sean Hannity! I think Brit Hume was the driver...

EmperorPalpatine

]]> 12:388772:c5620157 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:12:35 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5619650 I applaud this kid.

Every time I hear the words "disturbed high school loner goes on a rampage" it's been a much more horrifying incident. If he can inspire other dudes who feel they need to get revenge to pull a couple of donuts on the fields instead the world would be a much happier place.

Besides, I have respect for anyone who manages to get that much air with a Mercury Marquis. Then the dude managed to pull off two donuts right across a wet field. There must have been mud flying everywhere. And now, whenever he goes to school for pretty much the rest of this year and the first half of next he'll be able to see two massive loops on the field. I can totally see how this is worth spending every weekend for the next two year doing community service.

Evil-Jeremy

]]> 12:388772:c5619650 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:57:05 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5619538 This post doesn't have nearly enough bashing of Massachusetts. As a lifelong New York State resident, I firmly believe that it's my given right to dislike MA citizens. The citizens of R.I., CT and VT collectively agree. I'm of the personal opinion that, much like Japan, MA is not just another state in the union, but a wormhole to another dimension. These are where the outer space aliens live.

This video clip furthers this, as does watching say, Gone Baby Gone. It's so eastern Mass it hurts.

Oh, and thank al_beaton, for almost making my lunch come out of my nose. Great comment. Here's to hoping for COTD.

avarno

]]> 12:388772:c5619538 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:53:55 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5619379 @buckyworld: Positive.

[www.myfoxboston.com]

DannyBN

]]> 12:388772:c5619379 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:49:25 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5618895 definitely NOT a continental, huh???

are we sure?

buckyworld

]]> 12:388772:c5618895 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:34:15 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5617927 @Red AuerБЯд╒╒: Strange thing about that, this guy i worked with at the time name was Angel Del Valle(same name as Milena Del Valle's husband) and he was missing from work that day. When we saw that wreck on the news we all were freaking out calling him.

Turned out it was not him. Sad for Milena though.

Dr.Danger's got it all

]]> 12:388772:c5617927 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:58:16 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5617203 Uncle Rico, but with a Marquis instead of a football.

tbennett017

]]> 12:388772:c5617203 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:34:46 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5617083 R R R R R R R R R R R ...

Here ... pass these around New England.

DonSchenck

]]> 12:388772:c5617083 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:30:32 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5616998 @LuciferV8: Perhaps, but I feel I have a better chance of stepping out of the way of a car than a bullet.

wannabewannabe

]]> 12:388772:c5616998 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:28:06 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5616489 The guy was just pumped that the Celtics took game 2 so convincingly... give him a friggin' break.

@Dr.Danger's got the power: They were also digging people out from underneath parts of fallen ceiling...

FatBraff

]]> 12:388772:c5616489 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:11:39 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5616242 @Spoondizzle: Ok, I stand corrected. I guess this might have been a touch of Columbine on wheels.

A bit off topic, but, thinking about it, this incident makes a pretty good argument in the NRA's favor.

If we don't have guns, then the rampaging nuts of the world will just use other devices, like cars, as Mr. Cowen has just demonstrated.

LuciferV8

]]> 12:388772:c5616242 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:02:06 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5616176 @TheGuinnessTooth: Did you play for Woody Hayes?

PatFromGundo

]]> 12:388772:c5616176 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:59:54 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5616120 @danio3834: Sounds like you went to my high school.

lascauxcaveman

]]> 12:388772:c5616120 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:57:57 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5615966 The combined weight of Georgie boy plus the weight of the Grand Marquis means that the fact that it got air defies the laws of physics itself.

bzr the paranoid android

]]> 12:388772:c5615966 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:53:30 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5615454 At least this wasn't in a Prius, or else the people in danger wouldn't have been able to hear him coming.

Raddy21

]]> 12:388772:c5615454 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:37:32 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5615405 Following the lead of his hero, Bill Belichick, he was just trying to intercept their practice signals for the big game against his school coming up next week.

TheTooth

]]> 12:388772:c5615405 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:36:00 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5614910 Nobody said anything about CHOW-DAH!

AllenK

]]> 12:388772:c5614910 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:19:09 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5614878 @LuciferV8: Yes,I often think that I get a better idea of an occurrence from a three second cellphone video than someone who was actually there.

Given that the video didn't show him getting onto the practice field or fleeing the police I can logically assume that there was probably more to the story.

Or I can just read all the comments and find, "The more extensive story in the Boston Globe noted he had aimed the car at several people in the parking lot and field, and narrowly missed a 7 month old in a stroller. This video was from a cell phone and was all that was captured of the incident."

[www.boston.com]

Spoondizzle

]]> 12:388772:c5614878 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:18:22 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5614780 @al_beaton:
OK, it's bad form to laugh so hard at work that your eyes water. But I just did. Thanks.


SundaySunday

]]> 12:388772:c5614780 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:14:16 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5614442 "Unable to deploy a spike strip because of the soft ground, police were able to apprehend Cowan using a barrel of cookie dough and a harpoon."

al_beaton

]]> 12:388772:c5614442 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:59:32 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5614359 "Thea wa kids everyweaa!!"
Um...I just saw the damn video and didn't see anyone else on the field, so calm down you stupid, bloated, houseslug.

The kid still made a big dumb mistake, but I think this is just a bit of overreaction.


LuciferV8

]]> 12:388772:c5614359 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:56:21 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5614292 So all your Marquis dissers can step off now. They can get air. On purpose.

Novaload

]]> 12:388772:c5614292 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:53:39 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5613556 @ stuntpuppy
as Judge Smails said
"well son the world needs ditch diggers too"



nascarnation

]]> 12:388772:c5613556 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:24:24 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5613436 "I said turn LEFT at the Dunkin Donuts."

"Which one?"

EdFinnerty

]]> 12:388772:c5613436 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:18:10 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5613344 @DannyBN: Yes, the jackets.

Dr.Danger's got it all

]]> 12:388772:c5613344 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:13:37 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5613208 @Dr.Danger's got the power: There's a difference?

DannyBN

]]> 12:388772:c5613208 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:05:46 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5613203 @staircar: Don't get me started on how the bridge ended up with that frickin name...

DannyBN

]]> 12:388772:c5613203 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:05:27 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5613146 @DannyBN:

True. I still have the head-slap bruise on my forehead from when I first heard them unveil the name of the new Lenny P. Zakim Memorial Bunker Hill Monument Obelisk Lookalike Bridge. But this guy's voice was dripping with sahcasm.

staircar

]]> 12:388772:c5613146 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:02:08 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5613091 @Dr.Danger's got the power: ...and the big dig was actually people digging money out of the city.

Dr.Danger's got it all

]]> 12:388772:c5613091 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:59:04 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5613071 @DannyBN: I thought those were just a front for the unions and costra nostra?

Dr.Danger's got it all

]]> 12:388772:c5613071 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:58:17 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612934 @staircar: I live in Boston. The Big Dig was a lot more than just the tunnels. There were bridges, surface roads, and parks that were built, too.

DannyBN

]]> 12:388772:c5612934 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:50:51 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612931 @Ash78: I agree. The soundbite of the day. can someone snag that?

mehugtree

]]> 12:388772:c5612931 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:50:37 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612888 @Adidac425: qotd! I CANNAAT STAND thaht GAWDDAAHHMMM ACCENT!

SRekauqh

]]> 12:388772:c5612888 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:48:07 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612882 @Adidac425:

I lived in Boston a few years back. My two favorite Boston accent stories:

1) I'm having drinks with friends in a pub a couple of blocks from the Big Dig project. Sitting next to me is a guy who clearly is working on the Dig and is throwing back a couple beers.
Me: So you work on the Big Dig?
Guy: Yup.
Me: Which part you working on?
Guy: The TUNNEL PAHT.

2) I'm in the Park Place T station, waiting for a Green Line train. I'm standing next to the info kiosk. Guy (obviously a tourist) approaches the window.
Tourist: Scuse me sir, can you tell me how to get to the Green Line?
Information kiosk guy looks at the befuddled tourist, looks up at prominent GREEN LINE sign next to tourist, looks over at huge green train pulling in on platform right behind him, turns back to him and levels a completely deadpan stare.
"Cahn't get theah from heah!"

staircar

]]> 12:388772:c5612882 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:47:43 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612844 Thank god it wasn't worse. Reading the blurb, I half expected the brainless oaf to re-create the Stanford Marching Band sequence ...in a car.

I have no sound on the work 'puter. Did they nab the videographer as well? Seems strange that someone would just happen to bring their camera to practice.

SundaySunday

]]> 12:388772:c5612844 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:45:59 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612826 Awsum. Take it easy on them, idiots grow up to be Jalopnik fans. That kid has a story for life that everyones going to be laughing about for the next 60 years

briannutter

]]> 12:388772:c5612826 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:44:41 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612767 @BRDHNTR: Turkey Time: The more extensive story in the Boston Globe noted he had aimed the car at several people in the parking lot and field, and narrowly missed a 7 month old in a stroller. This video was from a cell phone and was all that was captured of the incident.

saabophile2

]]> 12:388772:c5612767 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:39:23 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612761 Damn massholes

always messin things up

Dr.Danger's got it all

]]> 12:388772:c5612761 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:38:58 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612757 when you suddenly go off your meds all those emotions suppressed for so long come raging to the surface.

dolo54

]]> 12:388772:c5612757 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:38:32 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612717 Dumb as a box 'uh rawks.

DustyButt

]]> 12:388772:c5612717 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:35:28 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612631 @DannyBN: Well played.

I think the only problem here is that hoon practice wasn't until 4:30. Either that, or he was trying to cheat at track and field (it's one way to win the long jump).

Maymar

]]> 12:388772:c5612631 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:29:22 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612606 Just'a good ol' boys
Never meanin' no harm.
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born

"Bo and Luke took off faster than bad news travels."





screamingbluemessiah

]]> 12:388772:c5612606 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:27:35 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612587 Looks like he was just trying to recreate that scene from "Smokey & the Bandit" to me. +1 for good air in a grand marquis, -1000 for doing it on a high school practice field.

bluecoupe

]]> 12:388772:c5612587 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:25:46 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612459 @TheGuinnessTooth: That is how you handle this sort of thing! Your coach knew what was up. Don't call the cops, just punch the punk.

dculberson

]]> 12:388772:c5612459 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:15:44 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612410 @Uberdude328i: No Harvard - exactly. This guy won't be discovering the next element or curing cancer, so hucking a Grand Marquis into the air in front of a bunch of people may be the crowning achievement of his entire life. Sorry George! It's all downhill from here buddy!

stuntpuppy

]]> 12:388772:c5612410 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:11:47 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612398 Ahh, it was HAARIBULL.

Cameo from Jay Leno at 00:25

Beluga

]]> 12:388772:c5612398 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:10:56 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612355 @Adidac425:

Is a cah something ya'll park in da grudge?

smoke~

]]> 12:388772:c5612355 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:07:58 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612320 and boy he's a chubette isn't he, amazing he could get that much air in that thing

Mazda-Eric-with-1cup-arugula

]]> 12:388772:c5612320 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:05:20 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612318 is that a merc or a ford ? gotta love those boston accents too "he's drivin the caaaaaaa on the field and GO SAUX GAK GAK GAK"

Mazda-Eric-with-1cup-arugula

]]> 12:388772:c5612318 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:04:54 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612309 When police asked the teen why he did it, Cowen allegedly told
them that he just wanted to know what weightlessness felt like.


POLAЯZSMAЯTAMINO

]]> 12:388772:c5612309 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:03:50 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612298 Who waants ta go tuh Hah'vad and fu@$ up some smaat kids?

Hahvad's too faa.

Middle school 'den?

I feel the need to reference my hoon comment from yesterday. It's just sort of comforting to know that these people are out there, giving me something to watch at work.

Uberdude328i

]]> 12:388772:c5612298 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:02:51 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612272 This isnt news let tubby go. He was doing his best impression of Travis Pastrami. I think he nailed it.

GDUB

]]> 12:388772:c5612272 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:59:42 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612267 He flies through the air with the greatest of ease
The crazy young hoon in his flying Marquis...


DannyBN

]]> 12:388772:c5612267 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:59:24 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612224 Back when I was playing highschool football a student thought it would be a good idea to drive a moped through practice. My coach didn't agree and as the guy drove by he punched him knocking him clean off the moped. That guy didn't come back through practice again.

TheGuinnessTooth

]]> 12:388772:c5612224 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:54:29 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612218 @wannabewannabe:
I know what you mean -- I live a few miles from Carver, it's a rather rural community. From my own observations it seem like most people there that have children probably shouldn't.
God, I'm embarrased by that accent! Thankfully I was raised in a proper nuclear family in a decent town. No, I've never uttered the words, "wicked pissah"!
That all being said, that idiot certainly got some good air -- not a bad landing either.




crankcase

]]> 12:388772:c5612218 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:53:04 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612201 Hooning on a field that's in use? He obviously wasn't thinking of the children. Won't somebody think of the children?!!!

Anyway, if the video is indicative of how close he came to hitting anyone during the entire ordeal, I would say that no one was in any real danger.

I would, however, still consider this guy an idiot. Hooning should be done legally, when possible.(wink, wink) Barring that, do it somewhere that there won't be so many pissed off witnesses who know who you are.

EEEEDIOT !!!!

smalleyxb122

]]> 12:388772:c5612201 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:50:36 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612190 Man he just wants to be a stunt man! Why are you guys trying to crush his dreams?!

Joseph

]]> 12:388772:c5612190 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:49:05 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612182 Thank goodness the camera came back into focus just in time to show the car getting air, or else they (news media) wouldn't have been able to give this moron the glorious fame and attention he wanted.

That'll learn him fo' sho'.

YankBoffin

]]> 12:388772:c5612182 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:48:24 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612159 When police asked the teen why he did it, Cowen allegedly told them that he was mad about having to switch schools because his new school's cafeteria wasn't as good as the old school's.

POLAЯZSMAЯTAMINO

]]> 12:388772:c5612159 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:45:19 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612160 Would riding a dirtbike through the crowded hallways of a High School be even more moronic?

Anywho, sometimes the biggest morons are the best hoons.

danio3834

]]> 12:388772:c5612160 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:45:19 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612132 it sounded like a freight train comin' thru!

-no ma'am, that's just a Grand Marquis

mikedrawcar

]]> 12:388772:c5612132 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:42:26 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612117 That looks like some pretty good air for a Grand Marquis.

I would know.

danio3834

]]> 12:388772:c5612117 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:40:39 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612102 @Ash78: Just reporting what was in the story, nobody said this was the first go-round either. You gotta think, somebody grabbed a camera and started recording for a reason.

Ben Wojdyla

]]> 12:388772:c5612102 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:38:17 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612084 "It's like tha dukes o'hazahd!"

That needs to be added to every hoon video.

Ash78

]]> 12:388772:c5612084 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:35:50 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612052 Watched this without sound. Is it just me or does everyone the reporter interviewed kind of look the same? Is everyone related in Carver, MA? And if so, does Georgie Boy's teenage angst explain why he would endanger his family like that? And irrespective of any endangerment, don't you think he got some pretty good air for a Grand Marquis?

wannabewannabe

]]> 12:388772:c5612052 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:31:45 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612029 I am sorry Ben, but I didn't see any kids near the car that were in danger. I would have loved it if someone did that while I was at practice in High School. The amuzement would have taken my mind off of the physical training.

BRDHNTR: Extraordinaire

]]> 12:388772:c5612029 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:29:25 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612019 But did he honk the horn mid-jump?

SwatLax

]]> 12:388772:c5612019 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:28:41 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612014 I always wanted to do that.

bms

]]> 12:388772:c5612014 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:28:19 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612013 @Adidac425: i'm still laughing 3min later at this comment.

StuPidaso

]]> 12:388772:c5612013 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:28:17 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5612010 @stuntpuppy: Well the moron looks just as fat & stupid

layabout

]]> 12:388772:c5612010 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:28:03 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5611984 Wasn't this an episode of The Family Guy?

stuntpuppy

]]> 12:388772:c5611984 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:24:24 EDT <![CDATA[Moron Drives Through High School Practice Fields]]> http://jalopnik.com/388772/moron-drives-through-high-school-practice-fields#c5611955 Next time pahk the gowd damn cah down boy the hahbah...

Adidac425

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