<![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> @ranwhenparked:

Christine...

MOPAR-MAN

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> Big Deal! I had a Chrysler in the 70's that told me "the door is a jar" everytime I started it. I still don't get it.

MOPAR-MAN

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> Why don't people just learn to f*cking drive?

Number_Six

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> it should sound like this

+ Watch video

dolo54

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> @MazdaEric: "Depressed drivers drive better when their car reacts as if it too is depressed"

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they get me to take you down to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't.

bzrchero GT

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> I think you're getting KITT mixed up with Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Mazda Plainview

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> Needs more 1986 Nissan Maxima.

brandegee

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> Needs more HAL.

Kuang

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> @OldeEnglishD: Marvin FTW!

NovaloadMissesPolar

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> @bzr - Pinko Commie Bastard Edition: The first ten million years were the worst, and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline

OldeEnglishD misses Polar

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> "Michael, you seem depressed. I've been going through a rough patch myself. Whatdya say we see if we can make it through that guardrail? How about the abuttment coming up on your left? We can end this, Michael."

smalleyxb122

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> The thought of driving with Marvin isnt something Id be looking forward to.

"Brain the size of a planet..."

fodder650

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> And then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side. I mean I've asked for them to be replaced, but no one ever listens. Life? Don't talk to me about life!

bzrchero GT

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> It would be nice to have a sentient car with a complete vocabulary, rather than one that communicates solely through 1950s era songs on the radio.

ranwhenparked

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> "Older drivers prefer younger voices"
So Herbert would have Chris' voice on there? MMMMMMMMMM Hey muscley arm...


OldeEnglishD misses Polar

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> great.... just what I need... my car nagging at me...

"you are too close to that other car"
"slow down, this isn't Indy"
"your music is too loud"

<--- and that's just from my wife!



screamingbluemessiah

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> they have these in fighter a/c. the pilots and mechanics call her bitchin betty.

skyln95

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> how does a car react as if it's depressed? i don't need my car to talk to me to have a "more engaging driving experience": i just need a lotus.

will

]]> <![CDATA[Researchers Looking To Make KITT More Than A Hasselhoff Fantasy]]> As long as they provide an optional Hoonage voice pack complete with G sensors, it'll be a hit.

Kuang

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