<![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in? - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in? - Jalopnik Comments]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> I'd want to get arrested going 175 in the Delorean from Back to the Future. You know why? It took me a while to come up with this one,it's brilliant (I'm hoping to get a star from this, of course hoping for the star will automatically disqualify me from getting one - okay, i'm not hoping for a star).
Here it goes - I could go back in time after getting arrested and then when i come back to real time and I'm going 175 again, i would know where the cop was and slow down, therefore avoiding getting arrested.
see, i told you it was brilliant.



TJE61

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Well, I've been taken away from a '94 Impala SS, 96 Subaru legacy wagon, 92 legacy wagon (subarus are great!), 84 Ford LTD, 94 Isuzu Rodeo, my parents' house, dodge conversion van (with old school NES and the bazooka), 1992 Gitane (bicycle), a Tata Sumo, and probably a few others, high school and college were fun. All in all, there's nothing like a big truck "Will you please step down from the vehicle sire?" "No, what are you gonna do, climb up here and get me?" Although, a lawnmower is great too:

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loosse

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> 1971 Cadillac Eldo w/Benicio Del Tor o riding shotgun.

kwanzabot

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> [www.streetcommodores.com]

Basically this. Take note of the number plate. or pretty much anything on that website.

Aljobar

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Polizei M5
'nuff said.

Matt B

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @tonyola: Good one. As much as I love that movie, it never crossed my mind.

BigJames80

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> [www.vicky.in]

HUMONGUS

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Peel P50. They're going to have to lift me up and pull me to my jail cell.

BriGaid

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> One of Britneys formerly crashed Benzos. After all the street racing I could handle. IT would be slid through so many righteous powerslides.
I would show her how to wreck a benz.

FrankGrimes

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> The Deathmobile from Animal House movie.

tonyola

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @lascauxcaveman: Welcome to our Recovering Catholic Support Group!

Hmmm..."il flagrante delicto with a hot young soprano"...that's sounds like a winner to me, too.

Can't decide "in" what, tho it wouldn't be the Popemobile...but the cavepainter's given me the idea that it would have to be "in" something after which I couldn't care less about being arrested...like a hot young soprano...

SeanKHotay

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @Boxer4: Woeh, I saw taht on TV and thought I was the only one who ever heard about it.

What a weird movie, but at 8 it was quite entertaining.

Guyon

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Shriners' go cart.

@Boxer4: I grew up about 20 miles from where Maximum Overdrive was filmed. I remember seeing that truck parked on the side of the highway going to my grandparent's house.

BigJames80

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> But thanks to GTA 4 I feel I've already experienced that.

dolo54

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> A stolen cop car.

dolo54

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> [www.woopidoo.com]

Jules Winfield

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> I'd be driving the Killdozer.

M0L0TOV

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @The_Finn:

or the Volvette

The_Finn

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> The Castlemaine Rod shops 55 Belair with the 3000bhp V12 Rolls Royce Merlin engine...

[www.rodshop.com.au]

The_Finn

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Driving on st. Peters square with this would do the trick.

sos10

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> The vette from Heavy Metal...

I cant get that damn movie out of my head the last few weeks thanks to South Park.

Berafftone

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Me? I don't know, but this girl deserves life in a Pink Prison, which is probably accurate (for her husband at least).

sos10

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother: So many excellent choices, but I have to go with the Galaxie Rocket! I don't think they would catch you in this, and if they did, they would just want to shake your hand or maybe take a run with you.

NovaloadMissesPolar

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Donkey Kong [jalopnik.com]

Not because I like it, but just think how funny it would be to watch the cops try to get me out of it.

something_unique_and_descriptive

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> An Aston Martin DB9 or a Lambo Gallardo (my to most favourite cars)... & being arrested not in the states, but in a Pan European Chase along the medditerranian!

*sigh... not to self: STOP DAYDREAMING!*

J-2-da-B

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> "Half my age, making twice the money."

Unevolved 8.04

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Unevolved 8.04

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother: Absolutely stellar. Literally.

DSLPWR

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @OldeEnglishD:
That is exactly what I was gonna say. Sick minds think alike.


MadMo

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @maxforrest32:
With, of course, the classic "If this vans rocking, don't come knocking." bumper sticker.


MadMo

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @JUST POLAЯ:
What's the damn story behind that rig/wolf/demon?

s0crates82

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!: That's COTD, right there!

NatefromOgden

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]>

[www.badmovies.org]

If you're gonna get arrested, why get not have a vehicle that can continue the carnage after you've been forcibly removed from the cab

Boxer4

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> my aunt got a speeding ticket in a Nash Metropolitan.

Yes, a speeding ticket.

vwminispeedster

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Anything that had 5 hookers dressed as Nazis in it.

I never get tired of that phrase...

htrodblder

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @JUST POLAЯ: That's gotta be from Oz. Only the Aussies can get away with stuff like that!

joneez

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @JUST POLAЯ: I'd hate to see what the cop was wheeling about in to stop you in that...

om nom de plume

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @JUST POLAЯ: May I ride shotgun, with a couple of shotguns like this

[www.defensereview.com]

Just to shoot out street lights, traffic signs and other forms of property damage.

Scroggzilla Raids Again!

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @selfhatingotaku: McLaren MP/4

Solo_Racer

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Oooooh, I changed my mind!
I can do that can't I?


POLAЯSPHEЯE

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Turbo Teen's sister?

om nom de plume

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> In a GPZ 750 powered go-cart in high school '86 (didn't have busas then!) Only I wasn't arrested, cop just wanted to see me do donuts before escorting me home. Yes, small town saturday night.

joneez

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Speed Buggy!

What, not a real car? Oh, I just won't get arrested then.

Elhigh

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @Dr.Danger's got the power: getting arrested would be a non-issue in that though huh???

hows about the turbonique 64 Galaxie 500:

rocket axle fully engaged of course.... OF COURSE!


om nom de plume

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Crown Vic with a supercharged 5.4 and a 5-speed. I got a hunch when the wrecker arrived for the impound, the cop would have him hook up the cruiser with me in the back while he drove my car to the station himself.

Mike the Dog

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> My old 71 VW Dormobile Bus for doing 125 mph on the interstate.

CEman

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> 6000 SUX - an American Tradition!

Ben Simons

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> As an ex-Catholic, I sometimes fantasize about being caught in flagrante delicto with a hot young soprano of the Vatican choir in the back seat of the PopeMobile.

But could you imagine how bizarrely wonderful it would be to be arrested, cuffed and booked by the official Vatican police force (Swiss Guards)?

I realize my Catholic upbringing has loaded me down with some baggage that will stay with me as long as I live.

It's my cross to bear, I guess.

lascauxcaveman

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> A veryon powered chevy aveo

niterunner

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @Starlton Heston, Gushing post-mother: Sweet.

TIE advanced x1 motherfuckers!

Dr.Danger is in Denial

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @Steel_ETC: Dammit. Sorry I disregarded your previous post, but glad that the V8olvo's promise of danger and imprisonment are clear to all jalops. I'll be sure to perfect the good old "steel file in birthday cake" recipe for Murilee and Co. just in case they find themselves in the Altamont Co. Hotel.

TX Law

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @TX Law: I was also going to say Black Metal Volvo. That would be Metal to rip that down the road.

Other choice:
Cyclonechero

Or that Bobcat from Craigslist (Going 90mph on fire, of course)

Dr.Danger is in Denial

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om nom de plume

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @saabophile2:Wienermobile. Definitely second that.

On that note, I submit that if you were to commit some high profile, or brazen crime, get the cops in a (whatever speed) chase in your Wienermobile and are somehow able to [i]lose[/i] the tail, you would be elevated to Best Person Ever status by future historians.

alfamale

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> I think driving Black Metal V8olvo down the street would automatically result in a 5-star wanted level. The maniacal levels of hoonage it seems to be capable of would make every Johnny Law a bit nervous and really confused.

TX Law

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @jpech: Sad, just sad. Total abuse of power. And not in the 'turning-tires-to-smoke' good kind of abuse of power.

FЯeeMan

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Surprised no one has mentioned the Killa Cycle.

Joseph

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @Bee1: 9.82 MPH?

I kid, I kid...

FЯeeMan

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> When I was in kindergarten, or maybe 1st grade, about 5 minutes after I got on the bus one morning, the bus got pulled over by a cop. The cop came in through the back emergency exit and pulled a kid out of the back seat and into his cruiser. Turned out the kid had flicked off the cop, who didn't appreciate it.

jpech

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @Uncle_Bo is El Commentamino: "The charge is runnin' shine across county line."

petersterncan

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> me, i'm not gonna get arrested. the question for me is...what car do i want to be presumed dead in after driving off a cliff in flames at 140mph w/ the cops chasing me. a 1969 z/28 w/ the 302. dual 4 barrels, geared for the road courses, and open headers.

skyln95

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> I'd like to get arrested in a car that doesn't exist.

petersterncan

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> A bright orange Dodge Charger with big "01" decals on the doors.

"What's the charge, officer? Excessive hang time? Posession of a flaming bow without a license? Misdemeanor Daisy Dukery?"

Uncle Bo, ironically aestheticized

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @Red AuerБЯд╒╒: N'o ma'n, it's a' ne'w writin'g styl'e I'm tryin'g ou't! Lik'e i't?

POLAЯSPHEЯE

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Any Variomatic DAF. I would be arrested after endlessy driving backwards around the Arc de Triomphe at high speed in and effort to test the noble little car's ass forward traction limits.

"Can I help you officer?"

EdFinnerty

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]>

smokeydog001

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> The one taking me to the same lodge as my brother mason, the arresting officer.

Stoatmaster

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @MazdaEric: Except it was a 1974 ("...It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas.") not a '78...

max-hiding-in-the-forrest32

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Whatever Mike Jones is tippin on four fours because he gots hos giving blows.

TPSreports

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> A diesel Chevette. I figure if I've been arrested in one of those, I must've really earned it.

The flipside is that I've got an instant defense. "Your honour, this car made 40hp when it was new. 25 years ago. Forward motion is only possible going downhill."

Maymar - now with 37% less anonymity

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> A Ford Econoline full of strippers.

max-hiding-in-the-forrest32

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> White Ford Bronco, because then I know I would be found innocent.....

OldeEnglishD misses Polar

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> In whatever Elle MacPherson happens to be driving that evening...

goatrope

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> technically, the blues brothers were arrested at the cook county accessors (sp?) office, not in their 1978 Dodge Monaco - [www.dodgepedia.org]

Mazda Plainview

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> I want to get arrested in Angelina Jolie's car for doing 69 in a 55 zone.

graverobber- Two BEER minimum

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @JUST POLAЯ: Is that the contraction of "want not"?

Berafftone

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> What is you WERE arrested in a vehicle?

Berafftone

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> [www.titancam.com]

SundaySundaySecondShift

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]>

mytdawg

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Whatever vehicle is going to give me enough e-fame to cash in for actual fame and money.

You know what I am, now we're just arguing over price.

Mjolnir427

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> To be honest- I'd rather not be arrested, so I think I would make my last stand in a White 1970 Dodge Challenger...

Adidac425

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @BLS: I'm with you on that. Arrest me in the back seat of a Maser roadster wrapped intimately around the cougar that owns it.

NatefromOgden

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Terex Titan

SundaySundaySecondShift

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]>

Fiat 500 Gamine Vignale.
No judge is going to send you down if you're driving one of these. Even if you've just spun it through the wall of a maternity hospital.

al_beaton

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @PatFromGundo: You win.

smalleyxb122

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> @PatFromGundo: Exactly.

diskreet

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> To hell with a car, I wan't to be arrested for
speeding on an A.N.U.S. approved Uicycle...



POLAЯSPHEЯE

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> The last of the V8 Interceptors...

workingonyourinvoice

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> 2008 Z06
but the only way I'd get caught in that is if I crashed.


fenwick

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> The back seat of ...

BLS

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Half an Enzo.

PatFromGundo

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> How about that new V-10 Dodge Ram with a turbo that runs on biodiesel, with a 7-speed stick,independent rear suspension. It was clocked going 9.82 in the 1/4 mile yesterday.

Bee1

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Killdozer!

P161911

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Murilee and Co.'s Black Metal V8olvo, complete with Swedish flag on the roof. I would only be taken in at the end of an extensive on- and off-road car chase, with the chase ending accident occurring after I jump the V8olvo over a creek while blasting the horn, which hopefully plays an In Flames riff or something.

Steel_ETC

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Lamborghini Murciélago - because it would me I was really wealthy and would not give a flying f--k about losing my license.

deckard97

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Ideally I'd say some sort of mobile Robosaurus, but I'll settle for a Segway as I wield The Sword of Destiny.

danms6

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> The Wienermobile!

saabophile2

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> A Corvettamino ZR-1!

Bee1

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> I think that photo says it for me...

harumph

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> A Ruiner.

Evil-Jeremy

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Monster Truck or a McLaren F1.

selfhatingotaku

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Alameda's super-low Thing.

"Son, I'ma have to bring ya in on account of yer excessive lowness"
/Southern accent

Mad_Science

]]> <![CDATA[What Car Would You Like To Get Arrested in?]]> Bugatti Veryon clocked at 250mph on the New Jersey Turnpike.

Joseph

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