Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver - Jalopnik Comments

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

Rollo Tony — Wed, 07 May 2008 09:18:40 EDT

Katrina strikes again!

Rollo Tony

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

combat chuck — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:22:32 EDT

@GTBruiser: It's already halfway there. Let's just say my boy will get an early introduction to the joys of PCH.

combat chuck

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

NovaloadMissesPolar — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:04:14 EDT

My 6 year old niece did this to an old Honda--except she kept bouncing it off the closed garage door.
@AshWipe: Yeah, pretty much hell for you. See you there.

NovaloadMissesPolar

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

GTBruiser — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:59:51 EDT

@combat chuck: I see PCH in that Accent's future.

GTBruiser

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

J-2-da-B — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:51:04 EDT

as the famous "Jeremy Clarkson" once said in a special "cold" footage:

"SWWWEEEEETTT !!!"

OK, enough said; all hail the future 1st female F1 driver from central europe!

J-2-da-B

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

Maxxofor — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:50:07 EDT

[Laughs] Oto-mo-biiile?

Maxxofor

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

combat chuck — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:48:13 EDT

Judging by his Hot Wheels collection, my three year old believes the purpose of vehicles is to crash them, so needless to say, he won't be getting behind the wheel of a car until way after it's legal for him to do so. Oh, and I'm gonna keep my '02 Accent till he's 17 and that will be his first car. Because I love him and won't spoil him with a 2022 Mustang Electric (gasp!) or whatever the brats will be driving then.

combat chuck

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

readplays — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:53:02 EDT

@OldeEnglishD: very nice.

readplays

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

OldeEnglishD misses Polar — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:30:10 EDT

Dong, where is my automobile?

OldeEnglishD misses Polar

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

Hilarious Hilario! — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:11:50 EDT

This coming from Ananova, without any other source, I don't believe an inch of this story.

Hilarious Hilario!

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

SuperRad427 — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:47:19 EDT

If it had been a boy 3 year old I bet he could have gone a full mile.

SuperRad427

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:28:36 EDT

I wipe out my dad's car a half a mile at a time....

POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

Elhigh — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:26:54 EDT

My brother tried this trick, and all he managed to hit was a tree. He tumbled out on the way, so you may not be able to attribute the tree strike entirely to him.

Elhigh

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

clank-o-tron — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:26:08 EDT

@Joetimek: I don't think the full body weight of a 4-year-old is enough to disengage the clutch in my car.

This just in: sport clutches save lives!

clank-o-tron

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

MadMo — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:22:29 EDT

She would have missed the river if she wasn't text messaging while she drove.

MadMo

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

Miscellanea, now on the main floor! — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:13:48 EDT

Was she driving a van...down by the river?

Miscellanea, now on the main floor!

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

Joetimek — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:11:22 EDT

My sister almost did this when she was four. My sister popped my aunt's Tercel out of neutral, and, because the hand brake wasn't engaged, it began to slowly roll down the hill, which at the end had a steep embankment. Had I not stalled the car by catching the open door, she would have been a goner.

Joetimek

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

The Name's Ash78, Housewares — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:09:44 EDT

Hope those kids were wearing Yates harnesses.

/going to hell now

The Name's Ash78, Housewares

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

Mazda Eric has his own radio show — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:04:52 EDT

The picture really disturbs me, mostly because of the hairy legs protruding from under the smiling child...HANDS SIR, HANDS!

Mazda Eric has his own radio show

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

readplays — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:52:15 EDT

Of course the 4 year old was smoking cigarettes and the 6 year old was quoted as saying "I just wanted to see her do some hoodrat stuff!"

readplays

Three Year Old Girl Crashes Car Into River, Probably Training As Bond Driver

mytdawg — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:49:44 EDT

And she still did less damage than the tollbooth woman.

mytdawg