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Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

Mazda-Eric-with-1cup-arugula — Tue, 06 May 2008 09:44:28 EDT

@boosted-lego-wagon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mazda-Eric-with-1cup-arugula

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

M0L0TOV — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:48:26 EDT

@Novaload:
I see the cat has a bag of coke no?

M0L0TOV

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

Schm is not particularly sure what he is ranting about. . . — Mon, 05 May 2008 22:46:05 EDT

What can I say? All proper kittehs perfurr buicks!

Schm is not particularly sure what he is ranting about. . .

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

AmishJohn — Mon, 05 May 2008 22:03:34 EDT

@boosted-lego-wagon: Is that Tom Cruise?

AmishJohn

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

Number_Six — Mon, 05 May 2008 21:12:13 EDT

I clawed a woman in Folsom, just to watch her crash...

Number_Six

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

nosirrahg — Mon, 05 May 2008 18:44:42 EDT

Reminds me of the time my wife and I were sitting on the couch, and my kid dropped an angry cat on the back of the couch between us...which hastily retreated from my child across my wife's face, clawing her lip in the process. My wife screamed and grabbed her mouth, to which I immediately replied: "What's wrong? Cat get your tongue?" She failed to see the humor though.

nosirrahg

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

DannyBN — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:34:53 EDT

DannyBN

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

boosted-lego-wagon — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:29:37 EDT

Taming. You're doing it wrong.

boosted-lego-wagon

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

Kelly — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:23:12 EDT

Both of our cats have traveled on the acreage of dashboard located in our diesel pusher motorhome. They have about 70K miles under their fur, and if they're not nudging my hand to get pet, like a dog, they're passed out, on their backs, asleep, in the sun, on the dash. Classic cat behavior.

Then again, you have idiot cat owners who've never heard of a carrier...

Kelly

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

kbarrett — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:22:14 EDT

Lady needs a "Cat in a Bag".

They can be launched from motorcycles as anti-pedestrian missiles ...

[jalopnik.com]

kbarrett

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

Novaload — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:02:14 EDT

Novaload

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

Novaload — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:01:04 EDT

Novaload

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

charles_barrett — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:47:24 EDT

My bet is they switched seats before the cops arrived. The cat was aiming for the dog on the sidewalk outside the diner and overshot...

The lady got off easy... If SNL's Toonces was driving, the car would've plummeted off of a cliff and/or exploded on impact...

charles_barrett

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

Euromobile — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:34:34 EDT

@Mike the Dog: Possibly, but then again, surely any untimely death is a potential Darwin award? Unless of couse you subscribe to Sanjeev Bhaskar's life philosophy...

Euromobile

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

Mike the Dog — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:16:33 EDT

@Euromobile: Since the lady is 70, I think she would be ineligible for a Darwin Award even if she had been killed.

Mike the Dog

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

Euromobile — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:56:45 EDT

Darwin misses the mark by a cat hair.

Euromobile

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

vr6john — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:44:26 EDT

"How much proof is actually necessary to conclude cats are the spawn of Satan and tolerate humans..."

You have to remember that cats were once revered as Gods...and they haven't forgotten...

[en.wikipedia.org]

vr6john

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

Mazda-Eric-with-1cup-arugula — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:41:51 EDT

the kittah suspect is currently in custody -

[icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com]

Mazda-Eric-with-1cup-arugula

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

mcreale — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:38:31 EDT

That's what happens when you don't let Toonces drive, lady.

mcreale

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

drunkcanuck — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:35:08 EDT

Awesome.. Cat attacks woman driving a Japanese auto, and tries to take out a Barbeque express!? This cat knew exactly what it was doing!

drunkcanuck

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

M0L0TOV — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:31:41 EDT

M0L0TOV

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

tenbeers — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:30:10 EDT

Dr. Chris Cooper: Cat on my head.
Dr. Chris Cooper: [shouts] Cat on my head!

tenbeers

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

Mazda-Eric-with-1cup-arugula — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:27:00 EDT

and there is actual footage of the incident from inside the vehicle -
[www.uranther.com]

Mazda-Eric-with-1cup-arugula

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

Mazda-Eric-with-1cup-arugula — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:26:22 EDT

it was actually a team effort, a set up by an evil cat conspiracy:
[cache.bordom.net]

Mazda-Eric-with-1cup-arugula

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

Joe_Bloe — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:21:22 EDT

License and registration meow.

Joe_Bloe

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

Mazda-Eric-with-1cup-arugula — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:21:07 EDT

soooo many LOLcat's i want to post right now!

"i can has steering wheel?"
or
"driving mizz kittah - ur doin it wrong!"

Mazda-Eric-with-1cup-arugula

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

mytdawg — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:16:55 EDT

Well it can't be the old lady's fault.

She wanted to crash into the farmer's market.

mytdawg

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

Buckster — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:15:52 EDT

Is there something funny meow?

Buckster

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

OldeEnglishD — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:13:25 EDT

@weatherman: I'm thinking the cat would go for a tuna melt......

OldeEnglishD

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

Feds — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:08:18 EDT

Seriously, cell phones are illegal, but old ladies in ill handling pseudo-coupes, bah, make that pseudo-handling sickly coupes are free to roam surface streets with live animals wandering through the cabin!?!?!

Feds

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

weatherman — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:04:52 EDT

Crashing in to a diner was no accident. Cat was thinking "I can has cheezburger"

weatherman

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

M0L0TOV — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:04:27 EDT

@Sloop_John_B:
Meow have a nice day.

M0L0TOV

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

brownie — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:02:41 EDT

Let me get this straight: an idiot failed to safely restrain their pet while driving around in a two ton piece of heavy machinery, and an accident resulted.

Oh yes, by all means, let's blame the cat.

brownie

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

lascauxcaveman — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:02:41 EDT

The first cat my wife and I had, Zippy, used to commute Seattle to Portland with me sometimes (wife kept her old job in Seattle for about the first half a year half year of marriage, even though we had a house in Portland.)

For about the first 10 minutes of the drive, Zippy did the usual nervous-cat thing and hid under the front seat, then figured "What the hell" and would spread out on the dashboard or the under the back window, depending on where the sunny spot was.

That was one relaxed cat. Never had an accident enroute, either.

lascauxcaveman

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

mytdawg — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:02:32 EDT

Maaaa! Kitty's being a dildo!

I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight...

mytdawg

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

SLR_BlowerMania — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:00:56 EDT

My Father always warned me that there really was Bad Pussy (cats) out there.
Golly...He was right....

SLR_BlowerMania

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

Sloop_John_B — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:52:55 EDT

Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow, it's the law!

Sloop_John_B

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

OldeEnglishD — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:50:07 EDT

No truth to the rumor that the car was pussy magnet yellow.....

OldeEnglishD

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

goatrope — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:49:59 EDT

Solara.

Old Lady.

Irate cat.

We have to share the roads with these elements among us? Damn!

goatrope

Cat Attacks Old Lady's Face, Causes Car Accident

Ash78 — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:49:30 EDT

You know, frequently when elderly people die at home, they are found a couple days later with some chunks missing and their cats just sitting there, smiling.

My dad never seems to get this through to my grandmother, who probably thinks the cats are going to tote her outside on a stretcher and dial 911.

Ash78