Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble - Jalopnik Comments

Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble

InvertedMind — Tue, 06 May 2008 12:28:04 EDT

@CharlzR: Who said this place had culture?

InvertedMind

Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble

LandofMinos and the Adventures of Governor Frontbottom — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:21:36 EDT

What? no salad bowl?

LandofMinos and the Adventures of Governor Frontbottom

Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble

CptSevere — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:17:23 EDT

You guys are no fun. You used up all the good lines by the time I got here. Assholes.

CptSevere

Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble

Mokers — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:04:44 EDT

And here I thought the pressed ham was the pinnacle of mooning while motoring hoonage. I guess I was wrong.

Mokers

Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble

beercheck — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:01:06 EDT

Full-size-cardboard-cutout. Ebay gold.

beercheck

Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble

devilock138 — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:13:16 EDT

I'm ugly I'm tellin' ya. My proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth.
I don't get no respect.

devilock138

Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble

Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there! — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:05:18 EDT

If you've ever visited that part of the North-East, you'll realise that theres a very real chance that actually could be his face, not his bottom.

Newspaper headline

Man Beats X5 In Ugliness Stakes

Rust-MyEnemy is stll out there!

Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble

layabout — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:55:42 EDT

@AshOfTheTitans: Haha,true. Never thought of that.

layabout

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amblito — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:55:33 EDT

@CharlzR: Today must be typo day - [jalopnik.com]

amblito

Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble

NovaloadMissesPolar — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:51:49 EDT

Cheeky.

NovaloadMissesPolar

Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble

Ash78 — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:37:25 EDT

@layabout: Because then the driver would have been the one doing the mooning*

That is talent.

(*Japan, Australia, NZ, a few other RHD places excepted)

Ash78

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crankcase — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:36:26 EDT

But(t) officer, I was on the way to the proctologist!

crankcase

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layabout — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:33:56 EDT

@AshOfTheTitans: Why more entertaining before you found out it was in the U.K.? just out of interest

layabout

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WheatKing — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:19:37 EDT

@MagnificentBastard:

"He can't be any taller than like 5' 7" to pull that off."

IT'S HAMMOND!

Can't wait for the new season of topgear!

WheatKing

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Nurburgringer — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:11:56 EDT

in Germany, ever since the wife of some big shot government muckity muck opened up the mail to find a photo of her husband and her husband's mistress speeding through a traffic zone, they automatically cover the passenger area with a gray bar. Since the passenger in this X5 was not Keira Knightly, or another shapely female, Jalopnik is hearby requested to do the same in the future.

oh yeah, and that X5 driver deserves to get a ticket. He was clearly hauling ass.

Nurburgringer

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lascauxcaveman — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:05:29 EDT

Those yoga lessons really came in handy for this guy.

lascauxcaveman

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CharlzR — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:01:20 EDT

I hate to be the dickhead here, but the brainy and cultured car site is no good without proper grammar. Mooning Speed Cameras IS Quickest Way...

CharlzR

Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble

petersterncan — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:57:28 EDT

But was he speeding while he was mooning?

petersterncan

Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble

al_beaton — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:55:13 EDT

That reminds me... I must buy a pencil sharpener.

al_beaton

Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble

OldeEnglishD misses Polar — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:51:48 EDT

BMW's new Flamer Surfacing

OldeEnglishD misses Polar

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Braff Wayne — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:49:27 EDT

How did you get a bird stain on the inside of the window?

Braff Wayne

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OldeEnglishD misses Polar — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:47:48 EDT

I thought BMW's had PRICKS on the inside?

OldeEnglishD misses Polar

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PatFromGundo — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:46:32 EDT

Or, talk about a Bangle Bunghole!

PatFromGundo

Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble

smalleyxb122 — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:45:32 EDT

Hahaha! If they had a sense of humour (I'm guessing not), they should cite him for a crack in his windscreen.

smalleyxb122

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PatFromGundo — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:45:04 EDT

That's a disturbing new take on the "twin-kidney" motif.

PatFromGundo

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beercheck — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:39:11 EDT

@boosted-lego-wagon: @mytdawg: I hate you guys.

beercheck

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al_beaton — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:39:05 EDT

"My Lord, we will show the court that my client was merely trying to buff out a nasty crack on the screen."

al_beaton

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beercheck — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:38:35 EDT

Weird. Typically, with an X5, the asshole is behind the steering wheel.

beercheck

Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble

Ash78 — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:37:16 EDT

A lot more entertaining before I found out it was in the UK.

Prehensile wang FTW!

Ash78

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mytdawg — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:36:00 EDT

@boosted-lego-wagon: Dammit, that wasn't there a minute ago. I looked, I swear.

Stupid hamster.

mytdawg

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mytdawg — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:35:30 EDT

Usually the ass is on the driver's side...

mytdawg

Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble

MagnificentBastard — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:31:50 EDT

He can't be any taller than like 5' 7" to pull that off.

MagnificentBastard

Mooning Speed Cameras Are Quickest Way To Get Your Ass In Trouble

boosted-lego-wagon — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:29:12 EDT

"The police will be contacting the owner of the vehicle"

They want to ass him a few questions. He'll be assisting them with their enquiries.

On another not, usually the ass is the guy driving the X5.

boosted-lego-wagon

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Bad Juju — Mon, 05 May 2008 14:26:00 EDT

I guess he'll have to revert to just setting them on fire, then..

Bad Juju